I worked for a year or so making tombstones. That sacred heart thing was referred to as either the flaming heart or the heartburn special.
Great idea for an animation, but I don’t know why he has to keep lighting the damn thing. What, does his dad keep putting it out?
“… but I don’t know why he has to keep lighting the damn thing.”
Hmmm… do you think it might be due to your panting and wheezing, Fat Body? You need to keep your distance from others, you know, being the rotund pseudo-Indian you are!
Nice post, there, SI. Reflects your I.Q. perfectly. You should do one of Dick Dawkins knob-gobbling Darwin, that would be even funnier!
Thanks for the description of your physical properties, there, Cephus. I’ll be able to find you real quick at the freak-show next time it’s in town.
Lifeguard… no, that’s not how it goes. It goes like: “And, the Lord said; ‘Lifeguard is a pusscake.”
😆
“I worked for a year or so making tombstones.”
😆 😆 😆
I’m sure your average Christian might consider the question heretical, but I often wonder if Jesus would light up a cigarette and talk to people if alive today. He had no problem sharing a drink with tax collectors and sinners, is it really that much of a stretch?
Wow, Gideon has issues…
…to say the least.
Gideon, you promised, errr… threatened, never to post here again.
If memory serves, my tobacco cigs stayed lit (back in high school I smoked a pack a day (’til I switched to pipe/cigar at age 17)), but I seem to remember that others (not me) had to keep lighting up the barnyard weed. Not implying anything, just saying.
Caption: “And they won’t invent potato chips for another 1900 years!”
“Tomorrow, I learn to inhale.”
John-O:
Don’t worry, sweetie, you’re still my favorite!
😉
cl… I think Jesus is less of a prude than many of His professed followers might think, but, when infidel ass needs kicking, I don’t need much of an excuse!
Ildi… all my issues dried up a long time ago. I recommend Potassium Permanganate… it does wonders!
I have to go visit Pat Condell’s website and pay my respects.
So that’s what you do during the week? You’re quite prolific.
Yo, Sweet Titties;
Yeah, nice to see Pat’s fan club in action. You should do some videos, too, SI. Only, do an action flick. You might include Jimbo, Ildi, and the Chief. You could call it: “Goldilicks & The Three Faggots.”
Or, do a biographical skit on aging street whores & their clients… same cast.
Or, maybe just Jimbo boinking an iguana in the Galapagos… then committing suicide!
SPANISH INQUISITOR 
LOL! That’s great! Twelve thumbs up.
And the Lord said “I need a light…”
“Omnipotence includes a built in BIC”
I worked for a year or so making tombstones. That sacred heart thing was referred to as either the flaming heart or the heartburn special.
Great idea for an animation, but I don’t know why he has to keep lighting the damn thing. What, does his dad keep putting it out?
“… but I don’t know why he has to keep lighting the damn thing.”
Hmmm… do you think it might be due to your panting and wheezing, Fat Body? You need to keep your distance from others, you know, being the rotund pseudo-Indian you are!
Nice post, there, SI. Reflects your I.Q. perfectly. You should do one of Dick Dawkins knob-gobbling Darwin, that would be even funnier!
Thanks for the description of your physical properties, there, Cephus. I’ll be able to find you real quick at the freak-show next time it’s in town.
Lifeguard… no, that’s not how it goes. It goes like: “And, the Lord said; ‘Lifeguard is a pusscake.”
😆
“I worked for a year or so making tombstones.”
😆 😆 😆
I’m sure your average Christian might consider the question heretical, but I often wonder if Jesus would light up a cigarette and talk to people if alive today. He had no problem sharing a drink with tax collectors and sinners, is it really that much of a stretch?
Wow, Gideon has issues…
…to say the least.
Gideon, you promised, errr… threatened, never to post here again.
If memory serves, my tobacco cigs stayed lit (back in high school I smoked a pack a day (’til I switched to pipe/cigar at age 17)), but I seem to remember that others (not me) had to keep lighting up the barnyard weed. Not implying anything, just saying.
Caption: “And they won’t invent potato chips for another 1900 years!”
“Tomorrow, I learn to inhale.”
John-O:
Don’t worry, sweetie, you’re still my favorite!
😉
cl… I think Jesus is less of a prude than many of His professed followers might think, but, when infidel ass needs kicking, I don’t need much of an excuse!
Ildi… all my issues dried up a long time ago. I recommend Potassium Permanganate… it does wonders!
Burns a little, though…
Excuse me, infidels, I have to go visit Pat Condell’s website and pay my respects.
Toodles!
So that’s what you do during the week? You’re quite prolific.
Yo, Sweet Titties;
Yeah, nice to see Pat’s fan club in action. You should do some videos, too, SI. Only, do an action flick. You might include Jimbo, Ildi, and the Chief. You could call it: “Goldilicks & The Three Faggots.”
Or, do a biographical skit on aging street whores & their clients… same cast.
Or, maybe just Jimbo boinking an iguana in the Galapagos… then committing suicide!
LOL!
“Ohhhh….if they only knew what I would do…”