My Endorsement

Here’s the moment you’ve been waiting for. Both of you. Who will SI endorse for President of the United States? I’m sure that if you’re a regular reader, you really have no idea, because I’m so obviously impartial in my politics,  and I clearly lean in both directions depending on the issue, that you are all scratching your heads, trying to tease some sense of who I will ultimately pick. Let me ease the suspense, and give it to you straight.

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Barack Obama.

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This Is The Guy I Voted For

Barack Obama.

That other guy that’s been prowling the Oval Office, I didn’t vote for him. Must be his evil twin, Skippy.

Why doesn’t the real Barack show up once in awhile? We saw a little bit of him, a sneak peek, during his speech the other night. But he needs to come to work every day.

I hope this is the same guy that announced that he was running for re-election is 2012

The President Should Be An Atheist

With all this talk about whether President Obama is a Muslim or a Christian, as he claims, with Glenn Feckless making an issue of it despite his own Christian ambiguity, with 18% of the electorate believing he’s a Muslim, and with 60% of seemingly lobotomized Republicans using it as a political issue to retake Congress, it seems to me that the Founding Fathers didn’t go far enough defining the required qualifications for the job of President.

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