Every once in awhile I dig beneath the Dashboard of this blog to see what kind of interests the people have who show up here. March 9 was the day I checked for this post. Below is a list of all the searches that link to this blog.
Now some of them I can understand. All the searches for variations on the “atheist billboard” theme are explained by my last two posts. And of course anything with “spanish” (even if spelled incorrectly – go go Google!) or “inquisitor” in the search would show a link to this location. The “venus fly trap” inquiries are also obvious.
But I’m really perplexed about the most common search that got eyeballs on my blog – “fat old fapping guy”. WTF is a fat old fapping guy? For that matter, what is “fapping”? And why are there 21 individual searches that all ended up here that day? Did someone give Gideon his computer back? And “household zombie weapons”? I honestly can’t remember writing about that, but I’ve been doing this for 5 years, so it’s possible I forgot.
Next time someone goes looking for those pictures, they’ll end up here. Again. In greater volume.
I also got some good ideas for future posts. Women’s sexuality during the Spanish Inquisition, for instance. I’m sure that might be of interest to my readers. Both of them. I’ll bet there is a Cardinal Rushardo Limbaugini somewhere in the Vatican’s history of the Tribunal of the Holy Office of the Inquisition.
|fat old fapping guy||21|
|# of religious billboards in us||8|
|beer belly women||4|
|atheist billboard vandalized||3|
|frustration demotivational poster||3|
|con gun control cartoons||3|
|offensive funny religious pictures||2|
|household zombie weapons||2|
|how to kill a home invader||2|
|prayer for peace photo||2|
|evolution of a unique pregnancy||2|
|thor war god viking||1|
|burden of proof lies with the accuser||1|
|current events spanish||1|
|a letter logos||1|
|effect of religion on science education||1|
|roller coasters in heaven||1|
|sex and delusion||1|
|fat guy computer||1|
|funny church marquee||1|
|prayer for peace||1|
|top 10 creationist arguments||1|
|oxymoron political cartoon||1|
|romney freudian slip||1|
|funny cliche cartoons||1|
|how to say venus flytrap in spanish||1|
|guy at all you can eat||1|
|why only ten comm||1|
|we run this shit||1|
|venus fly trap||1|
|fundamentalism scopes trial||1|
|hypocrisy comments in spanish||1|
|women’s sexuality during the spanish inquisition||1|
|Other search terms||33|
|Unknown search terms|