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12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. 13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. 14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.
15 And they spread out far and wide across the land to spread the Word about figs, and eventually, after many years, found themselves in a strange country. 16 And that strange country came to be known as Topeka, Kansas. 17 There they established their Church, and called it Westboro, and it was good. 18 And they continued to spread their Lord’s message about figs, and copy His Scripture with diligence and precision. 19 Until, one day, they hired a new copy scribe, John the Copiest, who was in all manner and regards incompetent. 20 And John, while in his cups, mistranslated his day’s work to read “it was not the season for fags“.
21 And thereafter, figs were fags.