There should be a penalty to anyone calling themselves a Republican, or a Tea-Bagger, under the new law. They should not enjoy the same benefits. Perhaps a non-Republican discount on premiums. Just show your voter’s registration, and get 10% off.
Or maybe the waiting lines at the doctors will allow you to move ahead of any Republican in the waiting room.
Also, transplant lists. Democrats and Independents first.
But I guess that wouldn’t be fair. Maybe they can get free Viagra, abortions, vasectomies, condoms, AIDs testing and assisted suicide to compensate?
Especially that last one.